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RE: So, this bloke walks into a greengrocer's ...
On Thu, 31 May 2007, Dave Korn wrote:
> On 31 May 2007 15:55, Christopher Faylor wrote:
>
> > On Thu, May 31, 2007 at 03:07:32PM +0100, Dave Korn wrote:
> >>
> >> ... and asks the grocer for a pound of potatoes and half-a-dozen neutrons.
> >>
> >> "Certainly sir, here you are" says the grocer, wrapping them up and
> >> passing them over.
> >>
> >> "How much do I owe you?" asks the bloke.
> >>
> >> "For the potatoes, twenty pence".
> >>
> >> "And for the neutrons?"
> >
> > I've been telling a variation of that one for a few weeks, along with this
> > one:
> >
> > Two atoms are walking down the street.
> >
> > Atom A bumps into Atom B. Atom B stops and looks stunned.
> >
> > Atom B: "I think I lost an electron!"
> >
> > Atom A: "Are you sure?"
> >
> > Atom B: "I'm positive!"
> >
> > cgf
>
> What's the smallest soft-drink in the world?
>
> Ion Brew. Made in Scotland from electrons.
Oh, is that what Qualcomm has been up to?..
Igor
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